You walked into a chair. You said sorry.
To the chair. It did not respond. You waited for a response.
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The Over-Polite
Thanks people for saying thanks. Apologises to furniture.
- Politeness
- 97
- Timing
- 12
- Recovery
- 64
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Typical incidents
You thanked the self-checkout.
It said “unexpected item in bagging area”. You said “oh, sorry, thank you”.