You arrived fifteen minutes early.
The only other person is the cleaner. You have made eye contact twice.
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The Early Bird
Arrives fifteen minutes early to be awkward alone.
- Punctuality
- 100
- Small talk
- 9
- Waiting
- 98
Seven questions. Zero science.
Typical incidents
You said “good morning” to an empty office.
Nobody was there. A plant did not answer. You said it again, louder.