DROP 001 / CORPORATE SURVIVAL WEAR

DRESSED FOR
THE JOB.
mentally out.

Uniforms for people who have had enough. Welcome to the company.

Shop Drop 001 ↗Explore the box ↗

NO AMBITION REQUIRED.

Black I’m Tired T-shirt with cream graphics

ISSUED BY Crincident↗

EMPLOYEE
OF THE
whatever.

I’M TIRED TEEDROP 001 / 01

OVERQUALIFIED. UNDERENTHUSED.MAKING THINGS AWKWARD SINCE 2026.OVERQUALIFIED. UNDERENTHUSED.

THE NEW OFFICE UNIFORM / 001

Drop 001(05)

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UNIFORM / 001

GENERAL FATIGUE

I’M TIRED TEE

Black / T-shirt

€39

UNIFORM / 002

ESCALATIONS

I’M FUCKING TIRED TEE

Black / T-shirt

€42

UNIFORM / 003

BOUNDARY MANAGEMENT

DO NOT CIRCLE BACK HOODIE

Black / Hoodie

€74

UNIFORM / 004

SOCIAL OPERATIONS

CERTIFIED AWKWARD CAP

Black / Cap

€29

UNIFORM / 005

IDENTITY CRISIS

CORPORATE IDENTITY TEE

Black / T-shirt

€45

INTERNAL MEMO / PLEASE IGNORE

YOU’RE NOT
A CULTURE
fit.

You’re in the right place. ↗

Concept of an open onboarding box with clothing and printed extras

BOX CONCEPT · CLOTHING ORDERED SEPARATELY

MANDATORY ONBOARDING / 002

You got
the job.
Sorry.

Planned for every order: one onboarding kit. An unnecessarily official welcome to a very unofficial company.

Open your onboarding kit ↗ONE KIT. EVERY ORDER. NO PROBATION.

DESIGN STUDY / DROP 001

THE UNIFORM, EXPLAINED / 003

A statement.
Not a status update.

Five pieces. One shared sentiment. Graphic uniforms for the days when your face says it all.

Explore each design up close.

Fit, fabrics and care details will be confirmed before release.

Find your uniform ↗

EMPLOYEE HANDBOOK / 004

We’re a family.
HR made us say that.

Crincident makes corporate survival wear for the beautifully uncomfortable. Clock in. Stand out. Keep it awkward.

Meet the company ↗

Crincident ↗

DEPARTMENT OF EXISTENTIAL DREAD

HI. I WORK
HERE. apparently.

Badge design study — final artwork to be confirmed.

DRESSED FORTHE JOB.mentally out.

Drop 001(05)

I’M TIRED TEE

I’M FUCKING TIRED TEE

DO NOT CIRCLE BACK HOODIE

CERTIFIED AWKWARD CAP

CORPORATE IDENTITY TEE

YOU’RE NOTA CULTUREfit.

You gotthe job.Sorry.

A statement.Not a status update.

We’re a family.HR made us say that.

HI. I WORKHERE. apparently.

This could’ve beenan email.

DRESSED FOR
THE JOB.
mentally out.

YOU’RE NOT
A CULTURE
fit.

You got
the job.
Sorry.

A statement.
Not a status update.

We’re a family.
HR made us say that.

HI. I WORK
HERE. apparently.

This could’ve been
an email.